My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:

The Tucker Max Stories

The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story

Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

The Absinthe Donuts Story

The Austin Road Trip

Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble

The UT Weekend

The (almost banned) Miss Vermont Story

The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever

Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly

The Blowjob Follies

Tucker ruptures appendix, hilarity ensues

The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle

The Midget Story

The rest of the stories

Also on TuckerMax.com:

The Rudius Media Message Board -- This place defies any sort of description.

Miscellaneous -- All my non-story writings, like my guide on how to write or my female rating scale.

Pictures -- A bunch of pictures of me, my exes and my friends.

FAQ -- Read this before you email me with a question.

Personal Info -- Everything you could reasonably want to know about Tucker Max.

Tucker on MySpace

Tucker on Facebook

Tucker on Del.icio.us