Welcome b-movie fan. Here is a safe place to indulge in your more unsavory cinematic tastes. You watch them after family members go to bed, your significant other screws up their face in disgust every time you linger over Gymkata. Once, a friend even hit you for renting something really awful. That is all going to change. Here is a website where you can read reviews, talk with other b-movie fans, and glorify the genre. I am Andrew Borntreger, I am with the government, and I am here to help.
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Charles and his mother seem like nice people, but they are really incestuous, soul-sucking, feline monsters whose natural enemies are...drum roll please...ordinary house cats.
Lesson Learned:
- Sweating flammable tuna oil is a bummer of an evolutionary liability when there are pyrotechnic kitties about.
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Who is the last person you would expect to play the part of Genghis Khan? If John Wayne was the first name that came to mind, you get a cookie. Enjoy that cookie.
Lesson Learned:
- Tents always have a back door.
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| SCREENERS |
Due to the volume of submissions, I am unable to accept screeners for review.
This is a pity, because I have seen a number of hidden gems via screeners. On the other hand, I have also been subjected to true torture by certain sadistic director/producers.
Information about new films can be posted in the Press Releases and News section of the forum. | |
| WEBMASTER'S NOTES |
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Due to weird b-movie stuff, this website is intended for teens and older. There are currently ZERO bare breasts on this website.
(Unless a stripper is lying on the server.) | |
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