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You can pretend you like looking at a women’s asses because you’re into “booty” or some bullshit like that but the truth is men like butts because they want to sniff them. Let’s just cut the shit and get in there.
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You girls think that men are grossed out by your period-stained-hazy-hangover-Sunday boxer shorts, but you're dead wrong. They make us knock-kneed with horniness, and we have no idea why. Any theories? Comments/Enlarge | See all









I hope they’re still taking proposals for the new World Trade Center design so we can nominate this kid.Comments/Enlarge | See all







November 23rd, 2008
He’s everybody you ever wanted to punch, positioned in exactly the position you want him to be in when you punch him. You’d knock off his glasses and bounce his head off the side of the refrigerator and he’d hit the floor and look up at you all hurt and confused with a perfect trickle of blood coming from his nose. He’s punching-people porno. In fact, I’m jerking off right now. Comment
November 23rd, 2008
If I were jailed for 25 years after a failed armed robbery, I’d want this guy to have been my sidekick and this to have been his facial expression at the moment I came up with the drunken idea to confuse the bank teller by disguising ourselves as ghosts. Comment

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