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November 23rd, 2008
He’s everybody you ever wanted to punch, positioned in exactly the position you want him to be in when you punch him. You’d knock off his glasses and bounce his head off the side of the refrigerator and he’d hit the floor and look up at you all hurt and confused with a perfect trickle of blood coming from his nose. He’s punching-people porno. In fact, I’m jerking off right now. Comment |
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November 23rd, 2008
If I were jailed for 25 years after a failed armed robbery, I’d want this guy to have been my sidekick and this to have been his facial expression at the moment I came up with the drunken idea to confuse the bank teller by disguising ourselves as ghosts. Comment |
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