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I'VE STRETCHED OUT MORE CHICKS THAN NEXT BEST THING ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA) FUCKED UP GIFT WRAP IS BACK
SO, WE COOL NOW? (BARACK OBAMA) I FUCKED SARAH PALIN MEN WHO WEAR SANDALS GET WHAT THEY ANTI-CHIRST '08 (BARACK OBAMA)
SLAVERY GETS SHIT DONE NOT TONIGHT LADIES I'M JUST HERE TO GET DRUNK THIS T-SHIRT IS 100% ORGANIC WHITE FLOUR!
VIRGINS WANTED NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS I FUCKING LOVE TO CUDDLE
MY LIFE IS A VERY COMPLICATED DRINKING GAME FUCKING CLASSY WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? WHEN YOU HAVE AN ASS LIKE THIS I POUND BEERS FOR JESUS
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MIDGETS TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: FUCK YOU. I DIDN'T COME HERE TO IMPRESS NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STRAIGHT
BITCH BETTA HAVE MY HUNNY BAAAAAA MEANS NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER FUCK THE COLORBLIND
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SKIN IS NOT MY LARGEST ORGAN DEAR LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS PUSSY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER
I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN HOBBES REVENGE kenny-fuckin-g WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EXCEPT RON, THAT GUY'S A DICK TALK NERDY TO ME DATE RAPE I DRINK IN MODERATION - "MODERATION" IS AN IMAGINARY PLACE THAT EXISTS WHEREVER I AM
I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT THING YOU LIKE WARNING - IF I WAKE UP WITH MARKER ON MY FACE I'LL STAB YOU I'D RATHER BE SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASS
I'LL BE USING THESE TO MY ADVANTAGE YES MY T-SHIRT DOES SAY FUCK ON IT IT ALSO SAYS CUNT SWALLOW OR IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE GLUTEN FOR PUNISHMENT
GOD BLESS AMERICA SAUSAGE FEST kenny-fuckin-g I INVENTED A NEW DRINKING GAME - ITS CALLED DRINK TILL YOU'LL FUCK ME
MAKE A WISH PARTICIPANT PLEASE JUMP MY DICK I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS? GIFT CERTIFICATE
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GAY JESUS OFFENDS CHRISTIANS 03687 DAYS SINCE THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT KILL YOURSELF - ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT! WAL*MARX - ALWAYS CORPORATE GREED
IF I HAD BALLS THEY WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS I'M THE ONE YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE AL GORE DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET BUT HE DID MAKE UP GLOBAL WARMING NATURAL REDHEAD
IT'S 1620 SOMEWHERE NOT AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHITE PEOPLE SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS LATER ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER!!
HE LOVES THE COCK IF A FAT GIRL FALLS IN THE WOODS DO THE TREES LAUGH? FUCK YE! ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!
STRANGER WITH BENEFITS ...AS A KITE THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING ON THE BACK OF THIS SHIRT HUNG HORSE
REMINDER: BUY MORE BEER COMA SUTRA SAVE GAS - RIDE THE HANDICAPPED WOMEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS THEY'RE WHORES AND LIARS
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS - IT'S NOT NICE TO PICK ON RETARDS ANY WAY WE CAN SPEED THIS UP? I KNOW VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER - I GOT IT WRONG ON PURPOSE YOUR MOM - RATED E FOR EVERYONE
SOLDIERS NEED HUMMERS PLEASE HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE! HOW DARE I WEAR THIS GODDAMN SHIRT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING KIDS?! SWALLOWS IF YOU'RE THIS CLOSE WHY DON'T YOU JUST SUCK MY DICK?
THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS SHIRT IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO STOP READING IT YOU DUMB FUCK YES YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF MY JUNK WITH YOUR CELL PHONE I PUT THE IN LAZY I JUST KILLED A CLOWN
BAKED WITH PRIDE THOUSANDS OF MY POTENTIAL CHILDREN DIED ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE LAST NIGHT LAST CALL
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