Gary Oldman was married to this?

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Gary Oldman was married to this freakish looking woman (named Donia Fiorentino) with lips a big as breakfast sausages. Her main career is as a ‘personality’, which means that she is about as deep as Paris Hilton (her other claim to fame is dating the straight half of the 80s group Wham!). If she’s going for the Angelina Jolie look, well, she missed it by a mile. Her lips are so collagen filled, she has destroyed the cupid’s bow of her upper lip.

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Is that Gwyneth Paltrow or a wax figure?

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I recently saw some new photos of Gwyneth Paltrow and thought,”Gee, she looks hard.”

Her skin looked waxen, slickly tight, and too smooth. When her mouth smiled, her eyes stayed transfixed; they did not smile with her.

I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that Gwyneth has been under the knife. Her face resembles that of a statue (unlined, even conveying expression). I also believe that she had something done to her eyes. Look at her eyes in the first photo on the left. Then look at the photo on the right. She has the same smile in both, but in the picture on right, the smile does not make it all the way up to her eyes (or forehead which appears immobile), which have less aging under them. Overall, her eyes look smaller which usually indicated that some sort of eye work has been done.



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Latoya Jackson out and about

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The nice thing about the Jackson family is that they are always entertaining whether be via music, personal drama, or plastic surgery.

Latoya is the second oldest female child in the family and is only second to Michael when it comes to getting plastic surgery she does not need. Her nose has been wittled down to a nub. I have no idea of how she is keeping those glasses on. Glue, perhaps?


scary la toya

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Pamela Anderson looks like a Spitting Image puppet

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Pamela Anderson is a great favorite of the masses. She’s a Playboy Playmate and syndicated TV star. In addition, she is a self admitted plastic surgery fan (she admitted to having breast implants a few years ago).

Lately, Pam does resemble a Spitting Image puppet. Her cheeks are bulbous, her lips insanely puffy, and her skin waxen and shiny.

Take a look.




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Will Elle MacPherson pick a size?

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We’ve already been through this before with model Elle MacPherson. First, it seemed that she had her chest inflated. Now, she’s apparently deflated it again! Pick a size, woman!



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Dr. Youn’s Top 9 Plastic Surgery Predictions for 2009

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Dr. Youn is a skilled plastic surgeon from the midwest. You may have seen him on an E! TV Network special about plastic surgery. He has sent us his Top 9 Plastic Surgery Predictions for 2009. Visit his site at http://www.dryoun.com/

#9: Plastic surgery vacations will become more and more popular.
#8: Fat, from both animals and people, will become a new Green energy resource.
#7: Sculptra will gain FDA approval as a liquid facelift for the general population.
#6: 2009 will bring with it a plethora of new extreme, bizarre, and unusual plastic surgeries.
#5: Will Gummy Bear implants boost busts in 2009?
#4: Nonsurgical liposuction techniques run rampant…as do disappointing results.
#3: Eyelash enhancing medication “Latisse” hits big in a blink.
#2: Stem cells are the future in the U.S., but the present in other countries.

and #1: Botox-competitor Reloxin will act as an economic bailout for millions of Botox users in 2009.

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Julia Roberts nose is melting away

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Julia Roberts always had great facial features. Nothing needed to be tweaked. I saw photos of her recently and it does look like her nose has become smaller and more sharp over the years. Sharp noses age the face and give the wearer a witch-like appearance.

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Scarlett Johansson now has pecs?

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Judging from this picture Scarlett Johansson has deflated her chest and now has pecs. I have always thought her breasts were fake anyway.

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The Strange Eyes of Audrina Patridge

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Many tv viewers of the reality show, The Hills, think Audrina Patridge has strange eyes. If you google, ‘Audrina’s eyes‘, you find search results like these:

Is it just me, or does it seem like Audrina’s eyes are always looking upwards? I’m not sure how to explain it, but it seems like she never really LOOKS at the camera, sort of above it.

To me, Audrina would be pretty if I couldn’t see the whites of her eyes beneath her irises. In every picture I’ve ever seen of her, her expression looks all “duh” or something because of that.

All I see in Audrina is lazy eyes, big teeth and a huge underbite. She should dye her hair blonde to match her ditzy personality

And so on. What is wrong with Audrina’s eyes? Perhaps, she has strabismus, which is a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other; the eye muscles are uncoordinated and prevents that gaze of each eye to the same point in space. I believe that her eyes looks the way they do, because she is trying to focus her eyes and struggles with it. Check out the subject on Wikipedia.

The condition can be treated with a combination of eyeglasses or prisms, vision therapy, and surgery, depending on the underlying reason for the misalignment. Suddenly, Audrina’s eyes look normal, so I feel that she may have opted for the surgery.

Here’s a photoshop of her eyes looking strange and then morphed into something more pleasing.



Here’s what she looked like previously and how she appeared at an event last week. There is remarkable change in her eyes; they look focused.


Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge

Audrina looks better now. I think she may have had her upper teeth filed down and her upper lip plumped up a bit (thanks commenters). There are also pesky drug rumors plaguing Audrina; maybe she has quit whatever she was using (supposedly Aderall to stay thin) and no longer looks dopey in public.

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Why are there scars behind Angeline Jolie’s ears?

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Why are there scars behind Angeline Jolie’s ears? They are somewhat faint, but still visible to the naked eye. When people get face lifts, incisions are made between two and four inches above the ear and then around the front of the ear, around the earlobe into the crease behind the ear, and into or along the hairline behind the ear. Angelina is only 33. Would she really need a facelift? The scars are very surprising to me.





(An alert reader just notified me that surgery that pulls back overly prominent ears can leave scars like that. Hmmm, interesting.)

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