Listen to MUM director Harry Finley carry on about men and menstruation, the MUM museum in his basement, toxic shock, etc., on the Keeper menstrual cup site. No, they didn't pay me.
ABOUT MUM (MUseum of Menstruation):
"May God close your horable museum." From a letter, with original spelling, to the Museum of Menstruation, from "Shocked, by women," mailed from Cheyenne, Wyoming, U.S.A.
"Consider how Surg. Gen. Koop changed the country! . . . Carry on!" Judge Giles S. Rich (retired), United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit, Washington, D. C. (from a letter to me)
"Odd, funny and well researched" - The New York Times
Comments from TV, online and other media about this museum.
Three listeners' comments (more) from my half-hour interview with Howard Stern (here):
° "Get a life, creep."

° "[I] am quite familiar with the obstacles to a frank and intelligent discussion of menstruation." (Nancy Freedman, author of Everything You Must Know About Tampons, 1981)
° "I was just listening to your interview with Howard Stern. You handled yourself very well with him. He lambastes just about anyone with a peculiar interest, but you had him very much in check. I was amazed!"
"Stick to jock itch products, buddy." In a commentary about the museum and its creator in the defunct Sassy, an American magazine for teenage girls.
"Terrifically diverse" - The Independent on Sunday (London, England)
"It's fabulous that somebody out there is willing to . . . pull back the curtain." Mona Miller, national media relations director of the Planned Parenthood Federation of America, discussing the museum in The Prince George's Journal, Maryland, U.S.A.
"One of the best on the Internet" - Britannica.com 
"Ecco perché Harry Finley ne sa più della tua Mamma" - Marie Claire magazine (Italian edition)
"This gem of a website is a virtual repository for everything you ever
wanted to know about women's periods."
- New Scientist magazine (United Kingdom)
"More interesting than you might think. . . . lively." The V Book: A Doctor's Guide to Complete Vulvovaginal Health, by Elizabeth G. Stewart, M.D., of Harvard medical school and Brigham and Women's Hospital, Boston.
More media on MUM

historical tampons pads belts cups puberty booklets underwear
artists bidets opinions words humor | more topics at right

Updated 20 Nov.; more late 23 November
This museum is "odd, funny and well researched" - The New York Times
See links at right for previous ones & departments. Topic directory.


NEWS & CURRENT ARTICLES BELOW THESE ADS.



Current articles & news below

What's a cleaning lady doing in an elegant Modess
menstrual pad ad?

Well, she isn't, she's . . . (click!)


Kotex explained why dumping water on your date
was INCORRECT
in an Are you in the know? ad from 1954.

New in Words and expressions about menstruation:
Gruesome week and Red storm rising

More stories from you about
Would you stop menstruating if you could?

"Brain flip helps to relieve pre-menstrual stress
The female brain has a clever way of mitigating the stress experienced during menstruation: it flip-flops."
Read more.


NEXT UPDATE (late Sunday, 23 Nov.) will include historical information about menstrual extraction



Kotex instructed mothers how to handle
NAUGHTY GIRLS
and girls how to handle
NAUGHTY BOYS
in 3 ads from the 1940s.

30th Annual Meeting of the Southwest/Texas Popular & American Culture Association
Feb 25-28, 2009
All proposals are welcome. Learn more.


Call for Abstracts: Embodied Resistance: Breaking the Rules in Public Spaces.

Articles continue below the ad(s)

Current articles & news below

Kotex taught teens how to deal with
STUPOR-MAN
and difficult situations in 3 ads from 1945-46.

Proposals for sex education in America
right after the Second World War:
How Can We Teach About Sex?, 1946


Giving pleasure to cure disease
courtesy of your doctor, 1890s, U.S.A.

She fixed her menstruation problem.

New Hormone Data Can Predict Menopause Within A Year.
Read.

Her brother hoarded tampons!
The George Bush you never knew - you betcha


Secret & illegal birth control in the Great Depression:
The manual
New Knowledge for Women (1933)


A tampon from right after World War II

More stories about
Would you stop menstruating if you could?

Uterine Jihad "It's a euphemism for menstruation, particularly one with bad cramps. I don't know the origin, but I've seen if floating around a few message boards for a couple of years now."
Read more words and expressions about menstruation


Tampax teaches you:
"From Fiction to Fact:
A teaching guide about puberty, menstruation and the human reproductive system"

1986
Women have a higher-pitched voice two days before they ovulate and during ovulation. And that's not all that makes them more attractive: their skin color becomes lighter, certain body parts become more symmetrical - and men find their body odor and face more appealing. All this from an article unfortunately in German (here) but find the voice study in an article from UCLA researchers in "Biology Letters" of the British Royal Society.

Tereatment options for women who bleed heavily
(New York Times story)


Tampax announces 16 new ads in a
folder for dealers in 1969.


9 new ads in Tampax's 1968
ad campaign folder



Is Tampax telling its customers to Go fly a kite?
I don't think so. Tampax new ad campaign folder, 1967, with 7 new ads.

"Study says women on [The Pill] may sniff out wrong mate"
"In its effort to prevent pregnancy, the pill alters a woman's sense of smell, which is one of the ways she decides, consciously and unconsciously, which men she is attracted to. When on the pill, she is attracted to men with similar genes, the study revealed. With these men, she is more likely to have a miscarriage or a baby who has a compromised immune system, or suffer from infertility. When she is not on the pill, her nose tells her to choose men who are genetically dissimilar, which increases her chances of producing a healthy child. It is Survival of the Fittest 101."
More at the Baltimore Sun.




Oh, no, the tampon deodorant doesn't work!
Just joking.
Tampax new ad campaign folder, 1966, with 6 ads.


A Procter & Gamble tampon from the Sixties
before Christian groups charged the company
was tied to the Church of Satan (because of its logo, also on this box)

Two more replies to
Would you stop menstruating if you could?
The New York Times quoted from your e-mail about stopping menstruation for an article on menstrual suppression in the 14 October 2003 edition, Science Times section (online here).

"My Aunt Flo from Red River is visiting."
"My Expression for Menstruation is something I've borrowed from others and tried to add to. I say, 'My Aunt Flo from Red River is visiting.' And if it's a particularly heavy or uncomfortable flow, I add, 'And I have to go to the train station to pick up all her baggage.' That basically says it all." (More Words and expressions about menstruation)

"First let me tell you that yours is a wonderful site. Love the cat info too! . . .

"Your website is wonderful. It's so sad that menstruation is once again being demonized. I can't believe it is safe to suppress your periods and all this crap about breakthrough bleeding is strange. Isn't it still a period if it has the same flow and length? Only in America could we see such stupidity and prudishness brought to such heights. It's a shame everything that was brought up in the late 60's and 70's is now gone."

Leonardo turns in his grave
"Hi Harry! I was visiting Dave Barry's blog recently and I clicked a link that led to this item which is up for auction on E-bay. It is a tampon Mona Lisa." [See more Art of menstruation.]


Klick your heels together for Cellopon tampons!
No, wait, that's a schematic view of the vagina! Sorry.
More about Japan's Cellopon (1968)


A competitor of Kotex's Life Cycle Library?
Chapter 4, "A Girl Becomes A Woman,"
from The Life Cycle Library
(the Parent and Child Institute, 1969)


The Miracle of You:
What It Means To Be A Girl

puberty booklet from Kotex, 1968


It's a Woman's World,
menstruation information booklet from Tampax (1980s?)


Well, in emergencies this was better than a sock, I guess:
Compad compressed pad & belt, 1940s-1960s?

Humor


Dealers' cartons of boxes of Wix tampons, 1930s-40s

"Stem cells from menstrual blood save limbs"
"Stem cells derived from human menstrual blood have, in mice, prevented limbs with restricted blood flow from withering. Trials in humans facing amputations are expected to start next year."
More.



Counter display for the first successful Kotex tampon,
1930s-40s?

A little Lysol with your tampon? No? Well, how 'bout hydroxyquinoline from the same company?? Sure, on
F & L New Improved Tampons (1930s-40s)!

 

Sta-Pacs, a 1930s Tampax rip-off?

Brazilian TV Humor

Kotex puberty booklet Very Personally Yours, 1981

I tried to finish this update but a car killed Max, my oldest and favorite cat, this morning. I hope to have an update this Sunday, 10 August.


How shall I tell my daughter? (1973) Well, first, you could stop saying feminine.

Are you gasping at another picture of ripped American Olympic swimmer DARA TORRES or just another Englishman in women's underwear?
Curses, see for yourself!
Confirmation of sorts of the date of perhaps the earliest commercial English menstrual pad.

More Words and expressions about menstruation:
The Axe wound
: "This one is my favorite. My brother came up with it. He calls it ... The Axe Wound."


periods and puberty: a practical guide for girls (from Always pads, 1987)

Kotex's puberty booklet Very Personally Yours (1961)

Miss Buchholz needed Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
after 13 years of
EXAMINING MEN'S UNDERWEAR!

Read about more troubled ladies in the Pinkham company's "Stretching Your Dollar" (1920s).

More menstrual products ads from the U.K.

New Humor

A pill to make you a lesbian?? Wow, American enterprise at work!

COSMETIC douching? Huh?
And it's from Tampax!

So, what's so FUNNY about TV ADS for pads and 'pons??
This Australian program shows you!

Is it right to tax menstrual products? Help this tax payer learn more.

The Art of Menstruation:
Two more pictures by Dr. Nelson Soucasaux


Take THAT, fatness and falling wombs! Oh, and take Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
And read her Home Exercises!


Oops! Maybe I, a male, shouldn't put this on. Oh, well:
Lydia Pinkham's [complete] Private Text-Book upon Ailments Peculiar to Women, about 1910


"Care for a slice of spice cake with your douche, Ma'am?"
Read the Lydia Pinkham Come into the Kitchen
recipe 'n' hygiene booklet, about 1930.

"Complex Changes In The Brain's Vascular System Occur After Menopause
" In a new study, researchers at the University of Missouri have discovered significant changes in the brain's vascular system when the ovaries stop producing estrogen. MU scientists predict that currently used estrogen-based hormone therapies may complicate this process and may do more harm than good in postmenopausal women." Read the article.

"Hormone Disorder May Contribute To Lack Of Menstruation In Teenage Athletes

"ScienceDaily (Jun. 17, 2008) - Researchers from Harvard University have found a way to predict which teenage female athletes will stop menstruating, an important risk factor for bone thinning, according to a preliminary study.

"Amenorrhea, or absence of menstruation, occurs in as many as 25 percent of female high school athletes, compared with 2 to 5 percent in the general population, . . ." Read complete article.

 

See the first clear images of a human egg escaping the ovary!

Does the moon influence menstruation?
A Harvard medical school professor and MacArthur Award winner writes - it looks that way.

Are you flipped off by these ads for menstrual products?

How did women get rid of used pads and rags in the past? A reader writes.

"Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome Linked To Irregular Menstrual Cycles, Premenstrual Symptoms In Women" More.


A woman visitor likes this museum
"I think the website is great!

"I think young girls who are SO EMBARRASSED about getting their periods and talking about it need to realize that EVERY woman on this earth has to deal with it also, and that there IS humor in it too.

"They need to see the website."


Three complete Personal Digest leaflets from Modess
 

A bunch of British menstrual ads
Another contribution to
Would you stop menstruating if you could?
"Irregular Menstrual Cycles In Teens May Be Warning Sign Of Bulimia" Whole article.

The early Pill's maker talks about planning your family, 1964.
And see an early birth control pill.
New words and expressions about menstruation:
From the United Kingdom:
Red rose and - does anyone know what "Can/Do I come in a car?" means? E-mail if you know.

Does estrogen make women want to feel powerful and have control? Maybe.

Daints tampons (1930s),
"For the Woman of Charm"



Lil-lets mini tampons ad from the U.K.


Nikini menstrual panties ads from England
What does "girl" mean to Australians?
And see menstrual products ads on YouYube.


EZO, a Tampax knock-off for Hollywood actresses?


An older box and color instructions for an early American tampon.

Many new words and expressions about menstruation:
TNSFF, ragdoll, What a bloody mess! shark bait, chumming the waters, dying the beard red, I'm a ragdoll. (read the users' thought processes.)


Black & red cans containing contraceptive & menstrual sponges
(American? First half of the 20th century?)


The Art of Menstruation: Megan Morris

A contraceptive/menstrual sponge in a cardboard box

"Hi,
"I'm an Irish teenager and thought you'd like some more expressions used in Ireland.
"Most common are euphemisms like 'I've got woman things/the woman thing', 'I'm not able to swim', 'I've got my flows' or 'I've got my flowers.' Some men refer to menstruation as 'Munster playing at home' (a reference to the red colours employed by the Munster rugby team). In the Irish language menstruation is most commonly referred to as 'ta cursai mna agam' (I've got woman things- the word 'cursai' is ambiguous but generally means events). Also heard are 'i got/have my friend', 'I've the visitor' and 'I'm menstruating/ have my menstruations' is becoming quite popular when referred to in a kind of playful way. It also has to be pointed out that verbal flexibility is highly prized and phrases vary hugely from person to person."


Music & curing women, men and hogs:
"The stomach of a hog needs cleaning out once in a while . . . ." You do too!
Find out how in The 20th Century Song Book (1904)
from the Chattanooga Medicine Company
Red dragon
"I have one that I didn't see. My good friend who's a guy always refers to it as the 'red dragon.' Red as in blood and dragon as in the girl's temperament at that time."
Read more
Words and expressions about menstruation
Stress worsens endometriosis
Read a study.


EEEK! What's a man doing here? Why, this eighty-year-old is attesting to the effectiveness of Black Draught in
Home Treatment for Women, probably before 1920.

New menstrual cup (What are cups?)
Hi, I love your site and I am a cup user. I just heard about a new brand of cups that is one the market (I believe in Finland. [It looks to me to be the Czech Republic.]) The website is http://www.ladycup.eu/. They just came out in January.
Thanks for your website.
****


Menstruation news CONTINUED

 
Discover the rich history of menstruation and women's health on this Web site - MUM for short - devoted to menstruation and selected topics of women's health!
LINKS within this site BELOW
Leer la versión en español por María García de los siguientes temas: Anticoncepción y religión, Breve reseña - El Punto Gräfenberg (Punto G) - Los riesgos de las duchas vaginales - Olor - Religión y menstruación - Seguridad de productos para la menstruación - Sincronía menstrual y suspensión - Aspectos arquetípicos de los genitales femeninos
Comic strip: A conservative American family visits the (future) Museum of Menstruation
CONTRIBUTE to Humor and
Words and expressions about menstruation and
Would you stop menstruating if you could?
Some MUM site
LINKS:
LIST OF ALL TOPICS | MUM address & What does MUM mean? |
E-mail the museum | privacy on this site | who runs this museum?? Listen to him.
Amazing women!
Art of menstruation (and awesome ancient art of menstruation)
Artists (non-menstrual)
Asbestos & menstrual products
Belts, menstrual
Bidets
Birth control douche & sponges
Birth control drugs, old
Birth control and religion
Founder of MUM bio
Bly, Nellie
MUM board
Books: menstruation & menopause (& reviews)
Cats
Company booklets for girls (mostly) directory
Contraception and religion
Contraceptive drugs, old
Contraceptive douche & sponges
Costumes
Cups, menstrual | cup usage
Dispensers, menstrual products
Douches, pain, sprays
Essay directory
Examination, gynecological (pelvic) (short history)
Extraction, menstrual
Facts-of-life booklets
Famous women in menstrual hygiene ads
FAQ | founder/director biography
Feminine napkins, pads, towels & ads directory
Former (physical) museum
Future of the museum
Gynecological examination of a woman's pelvis (short history)
Gynecological topics by Dr. Soucasaux
Humor
Huts
Links
Masturbation
Media coverage of MUM
Menarche booklets for girls and parents
Menstrual napkins, pads, towels & their ads directory
Miscellaneous
Norwegian menstruation exhibit
Odor
Olor
Pads, towels, napkin & their ads directory
Panties & underwear directory
Past American & European customs
Patent medicine
Poetry directory
Poison, menstrual (menotoxin)
Products, a very few current
Puberty booklets for girls and parents
Religion | Religión y menstruación
Remedies for menstrual discomfort, your
Safety of products | Seguridad de productos para la menstruación
Sanitary napkins, pads, towels & their ads directory
Science
Shame
Slapping, menstrual
Sponges
Stop menstruating comments, your
Synchrony
Tampons & ads directory | some early tampons
Teen ads directory
Towels, pads, napkins & their ads directory
Tour the former museum in Harry Finley's house (video)
Underwear & panties directory
Videos, films directory
Words and expressions about menstruation
Would you stop menstruating if you could?
What did women do about menstruation in the past?
Washable cloth pads

 
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