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Here's the deal: I'm not going to spam you. I'm not going to sell your name to anyone. I ran my site ad-free for all these years, so I'm not about to change my mind over a stupid mailing list. I'll probably only send one or two emails per month. If you don't trust me and you think I'm going to spam you, then don't sign up. You're not doing me a favor by joining, I'm doing you a favor by letting you.

On the other hand, if you have the keen insight to join, I'll fill you in on the background info about my site, why updates are infrequent, the projects I'm working on that I don't normally announce, signing locations, beta articles, images, and all the badass propaganda I can shovel.

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